University of Texas Shit Study

Jerrod had an excellent idea and I'm sure if he were here, he'd do just this.

Jerrod's shit mix recipe:
"So I think you should buy a blender, then mix one part refried beans to one part tomato paste to one part rice to one part raw meat and maybe some chicken shit and submit it as your stool sample."

Then he adds:
Turn it in with a straight face!

Thanks for the suggestion Jerrod. I think I'll pass. I still have to show up to school tomorrow....and the next.....